Sleeping?

Beware! If you are sleeping peacefully in my house....Beware. This crazy sleep envy has taken over me. If you can sleep all night or even nap during the day I'll give you a high five, just don't do it in front of me. I love my baby and will wake up with him as much as he needs to but I do miss sleeping more than 2 hours at a time. They say night milk is brain milk so Hank better be valedictorian like his father! We will only allow A's in this house! Haha!

It's 9pm and Hank has been asleep for 20-30 minutes and yet I can't go to bed because I have to contemplate buying toms on zulily. Do I reallllly need them? Is it that great of a deal? I mean dang it, Maggie, you don't shop for yourself a lot... Buy some new dang toms. After all, your toms all have holes in them and you keep wearing them. You aren't a teenager. Wear some shoes that don't have holes. So am I this crazy because of lack of sleep or am I lacking sleep because I'm crazy? Crazy, I tell ya.

The teething monsters are real and they are more scary than the dinosaurs on Jurassic park! Despite the hippie necklace I make Hank wear to help alleviate some symptoms of teething, he still, gnaws non stop, drools, and growls. Yet, I'm still too scared to take it off in fear that he might start crying out in the middle of the night again. He is still toothless and I'm pretty okay with that for reasons you can probably guess. :) Go away teething monsters, let my baby's teeth pop through painlessly.

To all the working (outside of the home) moms who come home and do laundry, meals, dishes, and bedtime routines and still smile.... You are my hero!!! Seriously, you are a gift to your husbands and children. Teach me your ways.


One last random (that I talked to Hali about today): Every single thing I eat makes me super paranoid. Gmo's, chemicals, added hormones, processed cheese, processed meats, pesticides..... With every bite I feel like I'm dying a little more. Mexico banned gmo corn yet America is all "eat up, USA! The corn that can't even be labeled as food because it has so much bug spray in it is so good for you!". Agh! Something needs to be done. Should I write Mrs. Obama a letter so we can eat horrible meals like our poor children in school cafeterias? I hate cancer, I hate spare tires, respiratory issues, digestive issues, skin problems, and you-name-it that is a result of the terrible food we consume.

Bill Cosby for president!