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It wasn't that long ago that everyone was obsessed with calling each other "sweet friend". That is cool, I guess? I mean is sweet the word you use to describe all of your besties? I think it is especially funny when someone refers to me as "sweet friend". I wish I thought of myself as a sweet person. But I just don't. My mom? She really is sweet. Hoping that age will make me sweeter. Just about the only time I'm sweet is with babies and children...they are what I do best. My friend Holly is hilarious. My sister Paige is selfless. Will's brother is original. My friend Jordan is passionate. Brittany is laid back. Bea is creative. You get me? I love my friends just about as much as you can love humans but I don't use sweet to describe them all. That would be overlooking their most outstanding qualities.

Next funny: using y'all dramatically on social media. Okay folks, I might say y'all dramatically here and there in real life and maybe once on social media if I'm really trying to get the point across. All of a sudden everything is Y'ALL this and y'all that. And seriously, y'all. We get it. You're dramatic and southern. Country boys would eat that combo up.

Can we please stop taking selfies? I like selfies with more than one person in the picture but you have to stop posting true selfies everyday. I don't care that you put make up on and I don't care that you're in the car. Stop. Please.

Last, everyone is all natural now because they put some oil on their big toe. I am all about people getting their acts together and taking care of their temple (myself included). But if you think that oil is gonna cure you after you eat a basket of grease and powdered doughnuts everyday....you're gonna be sad. No way that stuff can work properly when you have chemicals built up in your system.

Now I will go eat more red velvet cake, bread, sugar, and junk. I do plan on getting back in the swing of things soon. This warmer weather is helping me get motivated. I don't know what my goal is gonna be but my reward is gonna be a hair cut in a salon. Mama pouch above my pants, I sure am going to miss you.....psych!

Oh and if I see one more picture of someone's kid in the car seat not properly strapped in I'm gonna lose it. If you can't take the time to make sure your babe is safe please don't post it on social media.

Must be time for me to take a break from social media. Guess I need to come up with a plan for that one, too...